Cassandra ૐ Lotus

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This one time…

…well, today, I ate too many pepper jack cheese slices and ranch Pringles (I never eat Pringles, and especially not ranch) and too many baja fish tacos with the spiciest salsa at the restaurant and then I came home and ate all the antacids in my parents house and it worked for like 20 minutes but now my acid reflux/heartburn is back with a vengeance and there’s no more Tums (or even generic Safeway ones that taste like stale chalk) and I’m easing the pain by eating my leftover tacos and it’s just not working. 

-C

Filed under antacid tums safeway tacos dinner fuck FML that one time pringles ranch efff